Two men went hunting.
Joe had been hunting all his life, but Steve was hunting for the first time.
Joe told Steve to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.
But when Joe got 100 yards away, he heard a scream.
Returning, Joe said "I thought I told you to be quiet!".
Steve replied "Well, I was when the snake bit me".....
"And I was when the bear attacked me....
But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I screamed."
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