Don't worry.... my plumbing is working just fine!!!

We had an episode where our toilet backed up and threatened to flood if we used it. Here are some toilet edicut guidelines to help you prevent an unwanted clog:

We figured we would be sly about the whole problem. I would pee off of our second story patio since I have the luxury of being able to aim, and Megan would pee into a cup and dump it down the kitchen sink (since all girls pee smells like raspberries anyway). Everything went well. I feel that it is very liberating to pee in the open!! Pigeons make excellent targets!! However, the down side is that Megan gets in a hurry and forgets to dump her cup into the sink. This has been very confuzing for me.



I drink apple juice every morning, and the consistency of the juice in my cup and hers' seems to be the exact same, so if I set my cup down I am not sure what I am picking up. Which one do I choose!! My nose is bad when it comes down to smelling from the many traumas it has faced. Finally, I got tired of this so I went to the store and picked some little urine detector sticks. I simply dip the stick into the cup and it indicates if it is juice or not. I personally think they are defective. Every time I dip them in Megans cup they do the following:

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I dont know what this means...., but I did have a very strange dream where a tadpole turned into a frog and spoke to me:

He left a warning, that a strange and mysterious stork was going to visit me and leave me something that was going to deprive me of much sleep:

Luckily it was all a dream!!!!!.............. and this was all part of a fabricated story...... but the devil stick is factual and remains!!!! Hint Hint

If you read this you are probably one of the first ones to find out........................