SPORTS ILLUSTRATED 1932

BEHOLD...... HELGA MATHINA CELLULOSA WAS SPORTS ILLUSTRATED WINNING LINGERIE MODEL OF 1932. WE REFER TO HER AS "BUTTER"...... EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD...."BUT HER"!!!!

Allawakbar

Oh sweet Alla! Enlightened one, who's flatulence is the perfume of the night.... oh Great one, whos pee is fit to be the soupbowl of the poor! Praise you, of Special one, for the many goats and sheep that I stold for my field! Praise you, oh majestic one, for my lovely camel that I got for trading my wife to the mercenary..... for I am William Abdulla Bilibabbi Mustasa and I am so mighty that my slipper is too good to be the serving spoon of the poor!!!!

The Phantom Butt Toucher!!!!

We have a pervert on the loose!!! The phantum butt toucher has struck again!! This time he found an unsuspecting victim that was enjoying a pleasant chat with her associates. I dont know how he caught a glimps of her butt, but........ he managed to find it and took advantage of the situation. Look at the grin an this guys face!!! What a menace to plus sized women!!!

PaChomp PaChewyChomp!!!

Monkey Business!!!!

This bad monkey was tracked and finally caught after several years of criminal activity while using a stolen cell phone (notice his secret earpiece). After authorities interrogated and bribed the little monkey boy, he revealed a lsecret conspiracy between Bill Clinton, Saddham Hussein, and Michael Jackson. Appearently he acted as a PIMP and advisor for Clinton, a weapon smuggler for Saddham(from Clinton), and a Wal Mart greeter for Michael(where boys pants are always 1/2 off).

Willy wonka and his cast!!!

This was Willy Wonka's original cast, but one of the midgets (the one with the ears) swam to gain his freedom through the chocolate river, and drowned..... so they ate him.

What on earth can this be?

I hear these things pick their nose alot and fling them at you!!!

MOM AND DAD COVER YOUR EYES!!!!

THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED!!! AS I WAS LEAVING SCHOOL TODAY THERE WAS A FLYER ON MY WINDSHIELD. IT READ "BEST SHORTSTACK IN THE WORLD...... OFFER VALID FOR ONE PER CUSTOMER"..... I WAS HUNGRY AFTER A LONG DAY, AND I WAS NOT ABOOUT TO TURN DOWN FREE FOOD. I DROVE TO FREMONT STREET WHERE I FOUND THE ADDRESS, AND WENT INSIDE.... TO MY GREAT SURPRISE I FOUND THE RENOUNED "SHORTSTACK" AND THAT ONE PER CUSTOMER MEANT YOU AS THE CUSTOMER HAVE TO GIVE ONE'S TO THE SHORTSTACK!!!!!

Look what the cat drug in!!!!

This little guy got lost and somehow ended up at our front door. I looked it up and I found that this is the Farticus Matticus Hedgehogicous from Mexico. It sure is a strange looking thing, but I keep it around to make the babies cry.

Everyone will have their turn!!!!

None shall escape!!!!!

The Rochelle devil rubs the retarted cats' stomack while chanting..... Kitty, Kitty, in the hand, will your stomack reveal the most sensitive man................................ what?!!!! who can that be?

ROACH B-DAY SURPRISE

SHE IS SOOOOOOO FRESH!!!!!

This is a new day and age!!!

I have found the Big Matt (Mac)!!!!

Oops... How did this ever slip through the cracks!!!

How did this ever happen!!! Oh my goodness....this disgrace of it all!!!!

This is the most recent attempt in parenting!!

She got the hint that someone was on to her parenting tricks... so she has tried many things to give her kids a quality education..... fruit salad ,yummy yummy.... Something still seems fishy!!!

Look at the dirty laundry that I dug up today!!!

It seems that SOMEONE has been living a secret life....and is being accused of using the 10-40W oil not solely for the car but to grease himself up so he can get an even colored tan. He has also been caught in the act of crushing coke cans with his buttocks. It seems that his sons have aquired the same crushing ability, but his daughters refrain from commenting as to their abilities......

I would write about this situatiion here, but I am at a loss for words... I think this picture speaks for it's self. I catch some things such as handicapped, female, eats poo, etc..... for some reason this creator mainly focused one one individual.........

Lookie lookie what we found!!!!

We currently are searching for any Child Social Service information to bust this negligent parent.... if you have any information or further proof of such doings from this parent(s) please post them so that we can bring this injustice to light!!!!