BEHOLD...... HELGA MATHINA CELLULOSA WAS SPORTS ILLUSTRATED WINNING LINGERIE MODEL OF 1932. WE REFER TO HER AS "BUTTER"...... EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD...."BUT HER"!!!!
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Oh sweet Alla! Enlightened one, who's flatulence is the perfume of the night.... oh Great one, whos pee is fit to be the soupbowl of the poor! Praise you, of Special one, for the many goats and sheep that I stold for my field! Praise you, oh majestic one, for my lovely camel that I got for trading my wife to the mercenary..... for I am William Abdulla Bilibabbi Mustasa and I am so mighty that my slipper is too good to be the serving spoon of the poor!!!!
We have a pervert on the loose!!! The phantum butt toucher has struck again!! This time he found an unsuspecting victim that was enjoying a pleasant chat with her associates. I dont know how he caught a glimps of her butt, but........ he managed to find it and took advantage of the situation. Look at the grin an this guys face!!! What a menace to plus sized women!!!
Saturday, March 17, 2007
This bad monkey was tracked and finally caught after several years of criminal activity while using a stolen cell phone (notice his secret earpiece). After authorities interrogated and bribed the little monkey boy, he revealed a lsecret conspiracy between Bill Clinton, Saddham Hussein, and Michael Jackson. Appearently he acted as a PIMP and advisor for Clinton, a weapon smuggler for Saddham(from Clinton), and a Wal Mart greeter for Michael(where boys pants are always 1/2 off).
Thursday, March 08, 2007
THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED!!! AS I WAS LEAVING SCHOOL TODAY THERE WAS A FLYER ON MY WINDSHIELD. IT READ "BEST SHORTSTACK IN THE WORLD...... OFFER VALID FOR ONE PER CUSTOMER"..... I WAS HUNGRY AFTER A LONG DAY, AND I WAS NOT ABOOUT TO TURN DOWN FREE FOOD. I DROVE TO FREMONT STREET WHERE I FOUND THE ADDRESS, AND WENT INSIDE.... TO MY GREAT SURPRISE I FOUND THE RENOUNED "SHORTSTACK" AND THAT ONE PER CUSTOMER MEANT YOU AS THE CUSTOMER HAVE TO GIVE ONE'S TO THE SHORTSTACK!!!!!
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
This little guy got lost and somehow ended up at our front door. I looked it up and I found that this is the Farticus Matticus Hedgehogicous from Mexico. It sure is a strange looking thing, but I keep it around to make the babies cry.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
How did this ever happen!!! Oh my goodness....this disgrace of it all!!!!
It seems that SOMEONE has been living a secret life....and is being accused of using the 10-40W oil not solely for the car but to grease himself up so he can get an even colored tan. He has also been caught in the act of crushing coke cans with his buttocks. It seems that his sons have aquired the same crushing ability, but his daughters refrain from commenting as to their abilities......
I would write about this situatiion here, but I am at a loss for words... I think this picture speaks for it's self. I catch some things such as handicapped, female, eats poo, etc..... for some reason this creator mainly focused one one individual.........
Saturday, March 03, 2007
We currently are searching for any Child Social Service information to bust this negligent parent.... if you have any information or further proof of such doings from this parent(s) please post them so that we can bring this injustice to light!!!!