THE PEANUT

WE WANT TO INDRODUCE YOU TO ..........

......"THE PEANUT".........

THE DUE DATE FOR "THE PEANUT" IS JANUARY 9TH 2009

Want some Melon?

I made Camille a melon Night Guard......looks tasty!!

The Night Guard appliance keep you from clenching and grinding at night.

Perhaps camille should lay off the scary movies......

Don't worry.... my plumbing is working just fine!!!

We had an episode where our toilet backed up and threatened to flood if we used it. Here are some toilet edicut guidelines to help you prevent an unwanted clog:

We figured we would be sly about the whole problem. I would pee off of our second story patio since I have the luxury of being able to aim, and Megan would pee into a cup and dump it down the kitchen sink (since all girls pee smells like raspberries anyway). Everything went well. I feel that it is very liberating to pee in the open!! Pigeons make excellent targets!! However, the down side is that Megan gets in a hurry and forgets to dump her cup into the sink. This has been very confuzing for me.



I drink apple juice every morning, and the consistency of the juice in my cup and hers' seems to be the exact same, so if I set my cup down I am not sure what I am picking up. Which one do I choose!! My nose is bad when it comes down to smelling from the many traumas it has faced. Finally, I got tired of this so I went to the store and picked some little urine detector sticks. I simply dip the stick into the cup and it indicates if it is juice or not. I personally think they are defective. Every time I dip them in Megans cup they do the following:

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I dont know what this means...., but I did have a very strange dream where a tadpole turned into a frog and spoke to me:

He left a warning, that a strange and mysterious stork was going to visit me and leave me something that was going to deprive me of much sleep:

Luckily it was all a dream!!!!!.............. and this was all part of a fabricated story...... but the devil stick is factual and remains!!!! Hint Hint

If you read this you are probably one of the first ones to find out........................

A MOM MOMENT

Oh so lovely

Young Chris

Dont get trunky boy!!!

Valentine's Day

Megan got home and thought that I forgot about Valentine's day..... till she went to take a shower and I started on the arrangement.... much to her surprise.......

Gotta love the sparkling cider.....
I actually clipped and arranged these roses and found this awesome heart shaped vase.... so sensitive!

VERY HUGE HEART COOKIE!!!

HAPPY ENDING!!!

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

THE LOOK OF A SEVEN-CHILD COUPLE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING....

I'M SO INNOCENT... NO ONE WILL KNOW ABOUT OUR SECRET MICHAEL....WHO'S BAD?!.........HEHE....OW

LIKE TOTALLY...OH MY GOSH!!

MISS FAVORITE

BUBBLY BLONDE

IM "TORTURING" THE PRESENT LIKE I DID MY BROTHERS

PUGGINS

THE BOY

The condo tour

Dave & Meg caricature

Here's lookin at you fella!!!

The Infamous Mattboon

TEXAS VACATION

OUR VISIT STARTED OFF WITH A BAPTISM!!!

INTENSIFY YOUR DESIRE FOR LIFE WITH SUPER GOAT WEED!!! A MUST HAVE IN EVERY (RE)PRODUCTIVE HOUSEHOLD!!!

....OH..THE LOOK ON THE WOMEN'S FACES AS THEY CONTEMPLATE A SUPER GOAT WEED PURCHASE...
A TRIP TO DOWNTOWN EL PASO/JUAREZ...

...CHICHARRONES!!!!

LA FERIA!!!!

TYPICAL TEX/MEX WESTERN WEAR.. GOTTA LOVE IT!!!

WHITE PEOPLE COULD NEVER GET AWAY WITH NAMING THEIR STORE.....

A LOOK AT DOWNTOWN EL PASO

THE BEST PART OF OUR DOWNTOWN VISIT...........

.........NALGAS!!!!!


....LOTS OF THEM......
AT HOME...... WE CAUGHT MOM AND DAD DRINKING...........

.......AT THE SAME TIME



ALYSSA CHILLIN LIKE A VILLIN..... LIAM WORKING OUT

LOOK AT THESE CUTIES!!!!
TO START OFF THE CHRISTMAS FESTIVITIES.....
JAN BAKED SOME GINGERBREAD HOUSES AND EVERYONE BUILT THEM

NAUGHTY or NICE?

NAUGHTY (HA HA HA)

IF YOU SEE SANTA.....YOU DIDN'T SEE A THING!!!!

NAUGHTY or NICE?

NAUGHTY (HE HE HE)

JAN DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT HER BABY COULD BE INVOLVED IN SUCH A SCANDAL.... BUT SEVERAL HOURS LATER...THE PEANUTS IN THE BABY'S DIAPER FROM THE PEANUT M&M'S SPOKE FOR THEMSELVES

PREPARING FOR SANTA'S VISIT.....

TO BE CONTINUED...........